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pdlcomics:

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adinasauce:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Actually, morning wood having to do with the bladder being full isn’t true at all. Everyone with a penis (that doesn’t have some type of erection issue) experiences “morning wood” (Nocturnal Penile Tumescence in medical terms) around three to five times per night. It occurs during REM sleep, regardless of the status of one’s bladder, and is actually something doctors check on when testing for erectile dysfunction.
Some do theorize that the sensation of a full bladder in the morning can increase the, uh, extent of the tumescence, as it were, but a full bladder isn’t the cause!
Nocturnal clitoral tumescence is also a thing that happens. :D

http://www.answers.com/topic/rem-sleep

adinasauce:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Actually, morning wood having to do with the bladder being full isn’t true at all. Everyone with a penis (that doesn’t have some type of erection issue) experiences “morning wood” (Nocturnal Penile Tumescence in medical terms) around three to five times per night. It occurs during REM sleep, regardless of the status of one’s bladder, and is actually something doctors check on when testing for erectile dysfunction.

Some do theorize that the sensation of a full bladder in the morning can increase the, uh, extent of the tumescence, as it were, but a full bladder isn’t the cause!

Nocturnal clitoral tumescence is also a thing that happens. :D

http://www.answers.com/topic/rem-sleep

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collegehumor:

miketrapp:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

You have to make your own joy.

Sounds like a million dog toys being stepped on at once.

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shayvaalski:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

to my utter delight translating the russian on this video gives us “In Barton Kuznetsova even cats trained dressage horse” and the heading says it’s a farm and her other video is of riders SO YES IT DOES APPEAR TO BE MIMIKING DRESSAGE HORSES

shayvaalski:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

to my utter delight translating the russian on this video gives us “In Barton Kuznetsova even cats trained dressage horse” and the heading says it’s a farm and her other video is of riders SO YES IT DOES APPEAR TO BE MIMIKING DRESSAGE HORSES

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joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

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kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.

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sea-change:

MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my…

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end0skeletal:

In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.

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